Dozer & Smigg are released!
For all Trollbloods, a glorious feast
He's a character Dire
Who's got arcing fire
So everyone loves this new 'Beast.
Gunnbjorn has got a new friend
On whom he can always depend
He's got a great cannon
Strapped to his back and
Rockets come out of the end.
There's an excellent range on the gun
Which looks like excellent fun
"Inaccurate" sucks
But everyone ducks
When your damage rolls equal a ton.
So lumbering out of the gloom
Comes this monstrous creature of doom
With a pyg on his back
And a nifty knapsack
Load the cannon and fire it - kaboom.
- Not_that_one
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